Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad
Plot:
- Ordinary teen Sam Collins finds himself pulled into his computer and turned into a megavirus-fighting monster, along with the rest of his band (Team Samurai). Unbeknownst to them, their classmate - snarky teen misanthrope Malcolm Frink - has teamed up with Kilokahn, the evil overlord of the digital world, to create megavirus monsters. Both sides stay busy battling each other, episode after episode.
Cast:
Drinking Game:
Take a drink whenever...
Sam Collins
- Mentions the dorky Servo-wrist thing that he's forced to wear
- Sister, Elizabeth, drops something on his head
- Springs for whatever the team needs (food, drum head)
- Team Samurai, almost, but doesn't quite, play
(
- entire drink) Manhandles Malcolm (X-Mas episode)
Malcolm Frink
- Buys a drink from Mrs. Starkey
- Has someone put their arm around him
- Makes a thinly veiled sexual threat ("Testosterone in a bunch, Tanker?")
- Puts anything in his mouth (pencils, fingers, sausages)
- Skips school to work on a megavirus monster
- (entire drink) Makes out with Jennifer on the cafeteria table
Amp/Lucky
- "I had a ___________ once..."
- Wears a costume
- Mentions being naked and/or strip-searched
- Mentions surfing
Tanker
- Glowers and/or tries to hit Malcolm
- Lifts some impossibly heavy item containing someone (trashcan with Sam inside, guitar case with Lucky inside)
- Mentions and/or does vomit
- Wears tights
Sydney
- "...and it's a nasty one!"
- Calls Tanker 'Big Guy'
- Looks through/empties her purse
- Wears a tight, black, sleazy outfit
Mrs. Starkey
- Is called by her first name (Cha-Cha Rimba?!?)
- Mention is made about her special dishes (Belly Buster Supreme, Salmon Nachos, etc.)
- Mentions her motorcycle
- Mentions or wields her ladle menacingly
- Refers to her past husbands
Jennifer
- "Sam Collins, ...!"
- Breaks a date with Sam
(
- full drink) Makes out with Malcolm Frink on the cafeteria table
Yolie
- Mentions one of her many clubs
- Mentions her father, the principal
Anyone
- Writes on the cafeteria blackboard.
- Makes a Beatles reference (episode titles included), or quotes directly from "A Hard Day's Night"
- Carries Civilization with them
- Is stuffed in and/or hides in locker/garbage can/guitar case/impossibly small place
- Hides under a table
- Finds out (or almost) about SSSS
- Is seen in drag, bondage gear or nightclothes
- Skips school and never gets caught...
- Wears plaid (including the extras)
Kilokahn
- Complains about Malcolm's petty use of his (Kilokahn's) powers
- Laughs menacingly
- Takes over Malcolm's body
Megavirus Monster
- Shows a camera shot of the spiky eyeball that glows (Japanese footage)
- Is destroyed by crossing its circuits
- Gets the flashlight thingy ripped off its head by Servo
General:
- Any time you see the black directors chair included in the scene in Sam's room
- Producer Andy Heyward's kids are on an episode (X-Mas)
- You wonder just how the powers that be accumulated all the junk for Sam's room
- You wonder if anyone has any idea what a computer virus is
- You wonder if the show is populated by a wacky bunch of bisexuals...
Episodes:
- 101: To Protect and Servo
- 102: Samurize
- 103: Samurize Guys
- 104: Amp Loves You, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
- 105: An Un-Helping Hand
- 106: His Master's Voice
- 107: Some Like it Scalding
- 108: Mal-Kahn-Tent
- 109: The Cold Shoulder
- 110: Que Sera Servo
- 111: A Break in the Food Chain
- 112: Ashes to Ashes Disk to Disk
- 113: Lights, Camera, Action
- 114: Sweet and Sour Kilokahn
- 115: To Sleep, Perchance to Scream
- 116: Out of Sight, Out of Time
- 117: Money for Nothin' & Bits for Free
- 118: Water You Doing?
- 119: Just Brown & Servo
- 120: My Virus Ate My Homework
- 121: Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
- 122: Born With a Jealous Mind
- 123: Cheater, Cheater, Megabyte Eater
- 124: Romeo & Joule-watt
- 125: Rock n' Roll Virucide
- 126: Stiff as a Motherboard
- 127: Pride Goeth Before a Brawl
- 128: Starkey in Syberspace
- 129: Hair I Stand, Head in Hand
- 130: Portrait of Artist as a Young Virus
- 131: The Taunt Heard Round the World
- 132: Tanks for the Memories
- 133: Love Me Don't
- 134: Syberteria Combat
- 135: Over the River & Through the Grid
- 136: Do Not Reboot 'Til Christmas
- 137: Kilokahn Is Coming to Town
- 138: Hide and Servo
- 139: Little Ditch, Big Glitch
- 140: Hasta la Virus, Baby
- 141: Give 'Til It Megahertz
- 142: The President's a Frink!
- 143: Beep My, Beep My Baby
- 144: Forget You!
- 145: Loose Lips Sink Microchips
- 146: It's Magic
- 147: Pratchert's Radical Departure
- 148: Foreign Languages
- 149: Truant False
- 150: Lucky's Unlucky Adventure
- 151: What Rad Universe
- 152: Syber-Dunk
- 153: Take a Hike
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