Never Too Young To Die (1986)
Info:
- Date: June 13, 1986
- Genre: Teen Spies
- Producers: Gil Bettman (director), Steven Paul (writer)
Plot:
- Flamboyant hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragner wants to poison the Diablo Canyon water supply, but lost the floppy disk containing the evil plans. Enter college gymnast Lance Stargrove, his brainy roommate Cliff, and gorgeous spy Danja to find the disk and try to keep it away from Ragner.
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Thoughts:
- Stargrove's theme song! ("Stargrove, flying like you've never flown...")
- Ragner, reminding me of an evil cross between Divine and Dr. Frank-n-Furter
- Carousel horse motorcycles in the biker bar
- Ragner autographing a photo with a super-deadly fingernail dipped in ink
- Danja can drive her car completely under a semi but isn't able to see silver spikes in the road?
- The muffin tin full of various drugs at Ragner's hideout
- "Fork over some RAM-K bitch, or we'll tenderize your butt"
- "Trade a wet kiss for this?"
- "I need to borrow your bike. You probably won't see it again"
- "Once it's been programmed, you can't deprogram it. Don't you read spy novels?"
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