Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Info:
- Date: December 8, 2000
- Genre: Fantasy, all the way, baby
- Producers: Courtney Solomon (director), Topper Lilien (writer)
Plot:
- Evil mage Profion and teen empress Savina battle it out with red and gold dragons, while beautiful mage Marina and wily thief Ridley reluctantly fall in love. Best friend Snails dies (sort of), Profion dies (munched by dragon), evil henchman Damodar dies (tossed off building), and everyone else lives.
Cast:
Thoughts:
- Green gems, blue lips, red dragons and purple heads - oh my!
- Damodar's bright blue lipstick
- Ridley and Marina disappearing into a scroll and returning with a huge chunk of plot missing
- Norda, the stern elf tracker, with perky metal nipples and heavy gloss
- Damodar's funky bedroom, with a carpet made out of sticky oatmeal goo
- "Why don't we just rob God while we're up here?"
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