Director: Ken Annakin
Writer: Trevor Farrant
Genre: Pirate Lechery
Teen dreams Kristy McNichol and Christopher Atkins tackle an updated Pirates of Penzance, to mixed results.
- The opening song
- Adorable nerdy girl-with-glasses Mabel
- Early 80's product placement! Baskin Robbins Pirate's Gold ice cream! Bags of McDonalds burgers!
- A truly remarkable ruby & diamond-studded codpiece on the Pirate King.
- Frederic turning his foil into a light saber
- "We are the scourge of the land and sea. Beastly pirates are we!"
- "God I'd hate to be pillaged."
- "I saw it in a movie somewhere"