Director: Bryan Spice
Writer: Peter Crabbe
Genre: TV-Based Comedy
Former spy McHale delivers contraband goods around the islands and foils the world's second best terrorist with the help of a band of navy misfits.
- McHale delivering ice cream and pin-up calendars to the natives.
- Carpenter gamely playing both Mary Ann & Ginger
- Vladikov hamming it up as the second-best world terrorist: "Do you know how hard it is to get the first-best world terrorist?"