- Release Date: December 13, 2013
- Creators: Peter Jackson (director), Fran Walsh (writer)
- Genre: Fantasy, All The Way, Baby
- Rating: ★★★☆☆
- Fun with the Mirkwood Elves! The thirteen dwarves are all captured and Thorin turns down Thranduil's perfectly reasonable request for release. Tauriel and Kili flirt shamelessly and everyone makes their way to Laketown.
- Thranduil's awesome crown and aloof demeanor
- Love triangle between Legolas, Tauriel and Kili
- Riding the barrels out of Mirkwood!
- The delightfully slimy, weasly Alfrid