GUILTY VIEWING PLEASURES
Dracula 2000 (2000)
Info:
- Release Date: December 22, 2000
- Creators: Patrick Lussier (director), Joel Soisson (writer)
- Genre: Biblical Vampires
- Rating: ★★★☆☆
Plot:
- Antiquities thieves accidentally unleash Dracula upon New Orleans during Mardi Gras. It's up to Van Helsing, Sheppard and Mary to try to stop the vampire infestation.
Notes:
- Van Helsing's fabulous room of knick-knacks, including a chess board with vampire leeches
- "If anything moves down here, shoot it in the heart or cut off it's head. It's the undead."
- Dracula hanging out at the Virgin Megastore in New Orleans
- "I don't drink... coffee"
- Ceiling sex between Dracula and Lucy
- Sheppard to Marcus: "Never, ever fuck with an antiques dealer"
- Dracula Iscariot and death by neon Jesus!
Cast:
- Gerard Butler as Dracula
- Christopher Plummer as Van Helsing
- Jonny Lee Miller as Sheppard
- Justine Waddell as Mary
- Vitamin C as Lucy
- Jennifer Esposito as Solina
- Omar Epps as Marcus
- Danny Masterson as Nightshade
- Jeri Ryan as Valerie
- Nathan Fillion as David
- Sean Patrick Thomas as Trick
