Director: Patrick Lussier
Writer: Joel Soisson
Genre: Biblical Vampires
Antiquities thieves accidentally unleash Dracula upon New Orleans during Mardi Gras. It's up to Van Helsing, Sheppard and Mary to try to stop the vampire infestation.
- Van Helsing's fabulous room of knick-knacks, including a chess board with vampire leeches
- "If anything moves down here, shoot it in the heart or cut off it's head. It's the undead."
- Dracula hanging out at the Virgin Megastore in New Orleans
- "I don't drink... coffee"
- Ceiling sex between Dracula and Lucy
- Sheppard to Marcus: "Never, ever fuck with an antiques dealer"
- Dracula Iscariot and death by neon Jesus!