Director: Stephen Norrington
Writer: David S. Goyer
Genre: Goddamned shit-sucking vampires
Oh, those pesky vampire upstarts, trying to raise a vampire god to turn everyone into vampire! What's a half-blood vampire killer to do?
- If everyone on earth gets turned into a vampire, who are we going to eat?
- Udo Kier, who I'm half-convinced is a vampire
- Always nice seeing Traci Lords pop up in films
- Shirtless computering, courtesy of Stephen Dorff
- Winged skeletons crawling out of vampires - awesome!