ANIME BREAKDOWN:
Gundam Wing
...and the delightfully sleazy world of lemon yaoi hentai
If you've made it this far, I can only assume that you're interested in reading more about the lovely, strange world of male anime characters having sexually-explicit gay sex with each other. If not, you may wish to visit The Dilettante's Guide to Gundam Wing article instead. Morgan's a helluva writer, but she tends to leave out the smutty stuff.
I have this half-baked theory that yaoi developed when fans decided they'd rather see those good-looking boys relaxing and having fun with each other instead of performing a kamikaze mission for a group of creepy, disfigured scientists. Instead of a world where Heero blows himself up and coldly considers killing Relena, Duo and Quatre, we get a world where Heero is a heavy bondage freak, Duo gives great head, Trowa is a kinky bastard, Quatre a harsh disciplinarian and Wufei is nice.
Keeping in mind that only a mean-spirited troll would criticize that which fans write solely for the enjoyment of others, I've thoughtfully excluded all the stories that annoy the hell out of me, including deathfics, songfics, alternate universes, "Let's Rape Duo", and those stories where our boys come down with a nasty case of Japanese-tourettes (you know the ones).
If I've still managed to offend any writer, remind yourself that although I am a mean-spirited troll, I could've been a whole lot worse.
YAOI REVIEWS:
Most of these stories are long gone (but not forgotten)
- AMARANTH: Private Lessons
A delightful Duo-as-meek-schoolgirl discipline story. Heero binds, spanks and lightly dominates Duo. Isn't this rather drastic for a first date? Lingering Image: Duo's creamy, white globes, leading me to wonder just how large is his ass?
- BABACA: Scene From A Cell
Keeping true to the Gundam Wing timeline, sexy undercover Oz officer Trowa decides to pay Heero a visit in prison. Things take a decidedly steamy turn, leading the Oz officers to kick themselves for not bugging the entire cell.
- BONNEJEANNE: Lessons
Heero gets plastered off cheap vodka and seeks out Trowa for some special lessons of lovin'. Trowa is more than happy to oblige.
- CUTTER: Boundaries
A fine Duo/Heero bondage story that opens with a homemade pan of lasagna and ends with mind-blowing orgasms. Actually, I skipped over the first part, as it wasn't nearly slutty enough for me. Unusual Fact: Written by a guy.
- HYUY: Bad Hair Day
Duo has a horrible mishap with the shower curtain rod and a sliver of Quatre's soap. Trowa finds Duo in a compromising position and offers assistance -in more ways than one. Brownie Points: Inventive use of pomade and the only hentai in existence to make me laugh out loud.
- HYUY: The Elevator Incident
Trowa and Heero find themselves trapped in an extremely small elevator - with an extremely large rip in Heero's pants. Much mayhem ensues.
- HYUY: Little Hats
Duo's decided to invest some time and energy into an arts and crafts project with a sleeping Heero. I know someone who did the exact same thing with a pair of googly eyes. Favorite moment: Trowa silently proffering the eyeliner to Duo.
- HYUY: Lost
Poor Duo has lost his favorite... toy... and must enlist the help of his fellow Gundam Pilots to get it back. Trowa is the lucky retriever. Favorite Line: "Put the pliers down, Trowa!"
- HYUY: Maxwell's College of Love
Quatre approaches Duo with a bit of a problem: how best to seduce the beautiful, oblivious Trowa? Duo is more than happy to oblige. Ominous Moment: Quatre's penchant for biting.
- HYUY: The Power of Cheese
A morose Duo and Relena get plastered and have sex with cheese and each other at Heero's wedding. Most disturbing couple: Heero and Catherine.
- HYUY: The Ramen is Too Hot
Duo kvetches about his ramen until Wufei suggests he go bother Heero while waiting for it to cool. Heero has other ideas as to how to kill time and the rapidly cooling ramen takes on less importance.
- JADE: Betrayal and Redemption
Poor Heero! He's forced to have sex with the gorgeous Zechs in order to save captive Duo from similar ravishment. Egregious error: Heero calling out Duo's name at the height of passion with Zechs.
- JADE: Consummation and Restitution
A delightfully sleazy story, where Heero and Duo decide to "pay back" Zechs for his earlier sexual indignities. It should come as no surprise that Duo gives one hell of a good blow job.
- JADE: Gundam with Lemon Filling
Good old vanilla sex between Heero and Duo in the cockpit of Wing Zero... inasmuch as hot gay sex between anime characters can be considered vanilla, that is.
- JADE: When Duo Gets Bored
Yup, you guessed it. Duo finds Heero and proceeds to seduce him. Fine use of sexual tension, teasing and anguish, culminating in the utter destruction of an airline bathroom.
- JENNY: Sleeping With Lions
A bestiality fic with Trowa and his lion, Dante. Geez, Trowa, can't you find any lonely circus folk to please? Favorite moment: The disclaimer at the start of the hentai.
- LAEKIN: Check, Check, Mate
A stellar story about Quatre, Treize, courtly intrigue and a chess game that goes horribly awry. Exceptional for the subtle development of characters and plot. Favorite moment: Heero, Wufei, Trowa and Duo all realizing Treize's intentions long before Quatre. Awkward moment: Treize mentally comparing Quatre to one of his hunting dogs. Alas, Laekin followed it up with the somewhat tepid "Stalemate".
- LESLEE: Quatre, Exposed!
Quatre's a mean little bastard with a whole chestful of toys to play with on his unsuspecting friends. Fortunately, they all relish this nasty sort of thing.
- MURASAKI: Truth or Dare
Heero wins a night with Duo in a "Truth or Dare" game. Wins brownie points for the exceptional use of hot tea.
- MIKO NO DA: Dancing Lessons
Duo offers to teach Heero how to waltz. Wouldn't you know, both of them wind up with bulging erections and a fantastic cure.
- MIKO NO DA: Mix 'n Match
Well-rounded story where Quatre, Duo, Trowa and Heero all swap partners and start screwing like it was going out of style. Won my heart for the scene of Wufei sadly masturbating, berating his "weakness".
- PHOENIX: Dark Passions
Oh those naughty tentacles! Zechs seems to have sprouted himself a bunch and proceeds to use them to have his way with a struggling Duo. Later on, Duo gets better fashion sense and pleads for the release of his fellow pilots by offering himself, yet again, to Zechs. How noble! Story leaves us on a bit of a cliff-hanger concerning Quatre. Favorite phrase: "The thing that once was Zechs..."
- PHOENIX: How Far
Phoenix must have been having a hell of a nasty holiday season. All of the Gundam pilots turn sadistically cruel and decide to sodomize Duo with a candy cane. Trowa seems to be the only one getting any enjoyment out of it. My sister and I dubbed this one the "Merry Christmas, Fucker" holiday story.
- PHOENIX: Unexpected Peace
It's a wonder Oz managed to get anything accomplished! Lady Une has created a nasty aphrodisiac that makes the victim go insane unless they have lots of torrid sex. Relena gets her hands on the drug and mistakenly administers it to Zechs and Quatre. Heero and Duo tackle Zechs, while Trowa and Wufei deal with Quatre. Don't fear - Relena gets her just desserts.
- PHOENIX: Why Not?
Fantastic, but incomplete "Cheer Duo Up With Sex" story. Disturbing mental image: Quatre in red bondage leather.
- RAZOR QUEEN: Playing With Fire
Heero's an ass, but Duo wants him anyway. Treize wants Duo and manages to capture and seduce him. Duo has fantastic sex with Treize and now wants Treize AND Heero. Heero follows Duo and threatens to kill them all. Duo whines about his lousy childhood until Heero puts down the gun. Heero's still an ass, but still wants Duo. Treize offers to teach Heero the secrets to making Duo happy (something along the lines of being nice to him) and everyone wins out. Favorite moment: Trowa pulling a gun on Heero and threatening to kill him.
- RAZOR QUEEN: After the Fire
Duo and Zechs meet up on a lonely, rainy night. Keep an eye open for the scene where Zechs romantically reams Duo with a wine bottle.
- SALLY: Happy Pill
Bad things happen when Heero and Trowa take Duo's happy pills. Heero's fairly nasty to Duo, but it's worth a read for the spit-take funny pretentious sex scene with Wufei and the foppish Treize. Intentional or unintentional? Only Sally knows for sure...
- SALLY: Zero G Love
An erratic, but sometimes hilarious sexcapade with all of our Gundam Pilots under the influence of drugged soup in Zero G. Favorite Moment: Trowa's brilliant "jello" explanation to Wufei.
- SAMESHIMA SHUZUMI: Tight Pants
Haven't we all wondered how Trowa manages to keep anything in those tight pants of his? Duo explores - and finds - the answer. Logistical Question: Isn't a "safe word" utterly useless when your mouth is stuffed with pants?
- YOIKO: With Six You Get Eggroll
One of the first Gundam Wing hentai stories that I read. A fun cross-over piece with Ryoga from Ranma ½. Notable for its pajama parties and wacky rectal thermometer hijinks, although there's a distinct dearth of sex in the middle when they all get sick. Bummer.